Finding companionship on Tinder, possibly the most well-known of all the dating apps, may not exactly be as straight-forward as it may seem to be. After all, the road to true love never runs smooth. A Brooklyn man’s recent experience on the dating app led to, in his own words, “an epic tale about subterfuge.” He and many other men ended up talking to the same woman on Tinder, who in the end duped them in a way they never saw coming. The men realised that they were a part of a large social experiment orchestrated by a female mastermind. Before he went on to explain what happened in a series of tweets, he urged his followers to grab popcorn first! People on Tinder Are Not Hooking Up? Study Shows Users Are Not Having More Casual Sex Than a Normal Person
The man Amir Pleasants said that he matched with an attractive woman named Natasha Aponte on Tinder who shared her number with him. But strangely, her profile had no bio, which he dismissed as harmless. She later asked him if it was OK if she messaged him after a week since she was swamped with work. She finally got back to him after two weeks and invited him to a DJing event at Union Square, Manhattan. At the venue, he saw the woman arrive flanked by two “enormous bodyguards in sunglasses.” Things got pretty weird pretty quickly from there on.
Here’s Pleasants’ account of what went down on Union Square that day:
Oh Twitter do I have story for you *thread*
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. *Thread*
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
So a few weeks ago I was on the Tinder machine shopping my soul around and I match with a very attractive young lady. No bio. Fairly innocuous.
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I message her some random shit and we chat for an hour or so and she says "here's my number text me" I'm like okay sure thing.
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I text her n we make small talk abt work for a bit then she goes, "actually, I have this huge presentation Im workin on for my job, would you be offended if I got back to you in like a week or two when Ive got more free time? Youre cute and I want to meet you Im just too busy rn"
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I thought well that's an overly elaborate way to ghost someone. I say "lol I wouldn't be offended, I totally get it. Hit me up when you're free"
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
She says "thank you, I was worried you would think I was trying to blow you off haha but for sure I'll text you in like a week, I'm excited" in my head I'm like sssssssuuuuurrrreeee I respond "😊"
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
Two weeks pass I completely forget about her then I remember and go back to tinder and I can't find the conversation. 🧐 I think well that's weird she deleted her tinder but I take it as... overly elaborate ghosting methods
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
Then yesterday I get a text "HEY IM FINALLY FREE LMAO... my friend is DJing near Union square around 6 tomorrow I was wondering if you wanted to go for a bit then we could go get drinks after and see what happens"
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I'm like well I'll be damned. Genuinely didn't think she would message me. I reply "yeah I should be free, I'd be down" she says "amazing I'm gonna be running around today and tomorrow but just come around 6 and I'll meet you by the stage then we'll head out"
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I say sure thing, looking forward to it. This morning she texts me at 9 am "hey it's gonna rain today but I think it should clear up in time for our date" I'm like cool, I'll be there
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I play football with @mersrulesworld_ earlier today and express my incredulity at the situation. I find her Instagram it says singer, actress, model, 3000 followers and I'm like uugghhhh I dunno bro, THIS SHIT FEELS OFF but fuck it
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I make my way to Union Square. Eat a hot dog and look over by this open lot by 17th Ave and there is a stage and a DJ and about 100 ppl and cameras and shit and I think well this is some random ass Manhattan shit.
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
She texts me "hey I'm running a little late but just meet me by the stage then we can go" I wasn't gonna stand in front of the fucking stage so I stand off to the side a bit
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
Eventually I see a girl moving towards backstage with two enormous bodyguards in sunglasses and realise it's her and I'm thinking WHAT THINE FUCKETH IS GOING ON
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I stay back and assess the situation and I'm like fuck I'mma stay right where I am til she texts me. The DJ eventually stops playing and she gets on the stage and I'm so fucking confused but think well I guess she's a social media personality or some shit
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I stay back and assess the situation and I'm like fuck I'mma stay right where I am til she texts me. The DJ eventually stops playing and she gets on the stage and I'm so fucking confused but think well I guess she's a social media personality or some shit
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I immediately think I'm too fucking old for this shit.
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
She gets the mic and is like thanks for coming out I bet you're all wondering what this is about and I'm like yeah what the fuck is this about
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
She then says so I know all of you here are on tinder and I'm like 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
ALL THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND ON TINDER AND TEXTED THEM THE SAME SHIT
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
Every man in the crowd looks down and mimes WHAT IN THE NAME OF SCOOBY DOO THE IS THIS SHIT to themself
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
At that point I am genuinely amazed at the fallopian fortitude this girl possesses. This is top 10 greatest finesse of all time. Dudes actually stayed and played.
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I went home.
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I TRUST NO ONE. I TRUST NOTHING ANYMORE. VANITY WILL BE THE DEMISE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION. DON'T GET GOT. THE END.
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
The woman climbed onto the stage and announced that they have all been invited for a CHANCE to go on a date with her, hunger games style! She goes on to explain to the 100-odd shell-shocked men gathered at the event about what would it take for them to date her. The woman Natasha, who also happens to be an actress, model and a singer, revealed that she shortlisted the men after weeding out those under 5-foot-10 and men named Jimmy or Toms. “No beer bellies, no beards, no bald guys, no khakis…” she said out loud, inviting guffaws from the audience. Pleasants said that although most men decided to stay back, he left! Some of the men who stayed back happily obliged her by going through push-ups and foot races.
Here's the video of the event:
Tinder, like most dating spaces, has a disproportionate number of men than women. Not surprisingly, it’s the women who call the shots most of the time since it’s a matter of quality and not quantity for them. Men are known to serially right swipe women in the hope of finding a single match, while women are known to be more selective. But a situation like one that unfolded at Union Square arose because of the upper hand women enjoy on these apps. While the men who were promised a one-on-one date with Natasha has every reason to be pissed off, they should thank their lucky stars they didn't encounter Priya Seth on Tinder who murdered her date.
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