In a viral piece of news that is doing rounds on the internet, a Chinese hospital reportedly is planning to employ a machine for the ease of sperm donors. This high-tech mechanism apparently is supposed to "extract" sperms out of men without them having to use their hands. The new technology with ease the process for sperm donors and infertility patients. People who donate sperms may not need to touch their thing to extract sperm and this machine will do it for them. Ever since the first time the pictures of the “sperm extractor” was posted online, it has gone viral. People are sharing the picture of this white and grey machine that has a small, thrusting attachment to donate their sperm. There are mixed reactions about this machine and some of them are extremely hilarious. You know how Twitter can remain serious for long! People, however, are not sure what they should so with the information and therefore it is raining memes and jokes today online. The viral description of the "sperm extractor" reads: "A Chinese company says its automatic sperm extractor is helping clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting." Danish Sperm Bank Cryos Will Now Publish Photos of Their Donors Online, Here's Why.
Take a look at how the "sperm extractor" looks:
A Chinese company says its automatic sperm extractor is helping clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting. pic.twitter.com/zBqf4wWVQi
— AngryMan (@AngryManTV) April 5, 2019
Here are some of the most hilarious “sperm extractor” memes online:
uh i’m sorry but sperm extractor was my nickname in high school is someone paying me royalties https://t.co/oBYBp936NP
— Crystal (@crystalsug) April 10, 2019
This.
“Mississippi man gets married to a robotic sperm extractor” https://t.co/F6QtqiXqx1
— Andrew Brooks (@andrewIbrooks) April 10, 2019
ROFLing
“Mississippi man gets married to a robotic sperm extractor” https://t.co/F6QtqiXqx1
— Andrew Brooks (@andrewIbrooks) April 10, 2019
LOL
“And when you’re a star, you can do it... Grab ‘em right by the [Automatic Sperm Extractor]!” pic.twitter.com/YmOtK3vukG
— J Pom (@hallelujahhorse) April 9, 2019
Just Can't
“Automatic sperm extractor” is my new tinder bio
— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) April 9, 2019
OMG
Fun nicknames for your SO: automatic sperm extractor
— claud_irl (@claud_irl) April 9, 2019
Wondering
Does the sucker get changed between donors? I'll bet not... How do they keep them sterile? #spermextractor
SW-3701 Trolley Type Sperm Collector
— RonnyB (@MsRonnyB) April 9, 2019
What say?
women and girls can’t have free sanitary products but men can get pulled off in public? foh. https://t.co/X2UCxURCXk
— Mrs GIFLord DanielléDASH (@DanielleDASH) April 9, 2019
If at all such a machine exist. The sperm donation world may change completely and one will not have to use their hands.
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