The International Joke Day 2019 is being celebrated on July 1 and what better way of celebrating the day than sharing jokes and making people laugh whether in person or on WhatsApp. Even as the concept of joke is said to have begun in Greece by Palamedes (Greek legend), it is said that the International Joke Day came to be celebrated in the United States. Several comedy events are scheduled across the world to celebrate the day. Some brands also carry out campaigns around this day. World Laughter Day 2019: Date, History, Significance, Benefits of Laughing.
As the name goes, it is the perfect day to share jokes and make people around. However, not everyone can be a stand-up comedian or be good at making jokes. We have you covered with that. Here are some hilarious WhatsApp jokes that you can share on the International Joke Day 2019 today and spread some laughter. World Laughter Day 2019: Funny Memes, Jokes and GIFs to Leave You ROFLing Amidst All the Stress in Life.
Sergeant: “To free up space on the archive, you can burn the documents more than ten years old.”
Cop: “Good idea! Just let me make photocopies.”
The Bar Joke
Two friends walk into a bar.
Paul: “What are you having?”
John: “The same as you.”
Paul: “Then two coffees.”
John: “Two coffees for me too then.”
The Job Interview Joke
Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?"
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Mr. Jeffries: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."
The Dentist Joke
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”
The Political Joke
How do you know when a politician is telling lies?
He moves his lips.
The Double Meaning Joke
Words of welcome at the international conference of sperm donors: “First of all, thank you for coming!”
The Restaurant Joke
Guest to the waiter: “Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?”
Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.”
The Corporate Joke
One company owner asks another: “Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?”
Bill replies: “Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces.”
These jokes have been either received on WhatsApp or other social media websites. We hope we could make you laugh on this day. You can also share your favourite jokes with us in the comments below. LatestLY wishes you a laughter-filled Happy International Joke Day!
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