Here we are, all happy and joyous faces welcoming the brand-New Year 2019. We have partied hard bidding adieu to the previous year and hoping for some new beginnings. While others preferred to be at home with their family witnessing the clock strike midnight and raising a toast for a promising start. It is January 1, the first day of the year and there are a lot to celebrate. All the arrangements are top-notch. People who are staying away from their families and dear ones on this special occasion, have some amazing messages, GIF images and quotes expressing their emotions to share through social media platforms. Apart from some serious and thoughtful greetings, hilarious Happy New Year jokes, one-liners and puns have their own fun to ring in the new year.
This 2018 felt like January-January-January-April-May-August-Ganesh Chaturthi-Diwali-November-Christmas, it is January again. Every year just goes faster. But we cannot stop the clock; we might as well let the good times roll. There is no better way to do that than sharing some funny jokes to make sure you start the new year off on the right foot. Here are a few HNY 2019 jokes that will make for a better conversation going around the table than sharing the resolutions everyone knows you will not actually follow. They are absolutely relatable. From Flashing Panties to Throwing Bread Loaves; 5 Most Bizarre New Year’s Eve Traditions From Around the World.
Every New Year’s I have the same question: “How did I get home?”
Wait a second, there's ANOTHER year? I have to do it all over again???
Every year on New Year's Eve, when everyone's counting down the final ten seconds to ring in the new year, I get up off the couch and stand up. I stand up and raise my left leg and just leave it raised for a little while until the countdown finishes and midnight strikes, so that I always start the new year off on the right foot.
I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all year.
Every New Years I celebrate making it through another holiday season without killing my relatives.
This New Year's I resolve to be less awesome since that is really the only thing I do in excess.
The 2019 New Year jokes are clean and safe for all ages. These one-liners and riddles are great for parents, teachers, party hosts and everyone else looking to share some laughs as they ring in the New Year. You can even share them with your WhatsApp contact lists, or share as a Facebook or Instagram post, depending on how relevant it is. Be confident and have a blissful New Year 2019.
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