Donald Trump Has A Toadstool D*ck? Apparently, There Are the 7 Types of Penises, Which One Do You Have?

With the whole Trump Penis fiasco, 'Penis' is today's buzzword and if you were living under a rock, here's what happened,  the copy of an unpublished book, Full Disclosure,  by that the porn star, Stormy Daniels was received by The Guardian. In this tell-all memoir, there were details about her alleged relationship with Trump before he became the President. Daniels also mentions nasty revelations about the president's genitals and describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small".Daniels writes, "He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion."  Is Donald Trump’s D*ck Like a Toadstool? Pornstar Stormy Daniels Describes It Like Mushroom From Mario Kart.

Well, we don't know what the truth is, but we what we do know that not all penises are of the same size or shape and based on the structure all the penises are categorised in different types. Each man has a different kind of a penis. Penis size and shape also differ on the basis of community, race and region the person belong to. Research done on the average penis size of India said, 'Penile length in flaccid and stretched conditions and circumference were measured in a group of 301 physically normal men. Erected length and circumference were measured for 93 subjects. Mean flaccid length was found to be 8.21 cm, mean stretched length 10.88 cm and circumference 9.14 cm. Mean erected length was found to be 13.01 cm and erected circumference was 11.46 cm. Penile dimensions are found to be correlated with anthropometric parameters. Insight into the normative data of the penile size of Indian males obtained. There are significant differences in the mean penile length and circumference of the Indian sample compared to the data reported from other countries.' Thanks to Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels, Funny Memes & Jokes on Mario Kart, Toadstool and Mushroom Take Over the Internet. 

While there are no scientifically proven names given to types of penises that exist, there surely are a few types based on the how it looks and appears, as in its breadth, shape, length etc. just like the body types! They are hence named based on their resemblance.

Here are the different types of Penises

The pencil- This type of penises have a similar girth throughout, and it is rounded at the end just like the pencil.

Mushroom- Reportedly could be the penis type Daniels was mentioning about Donald Trump. This type of penis has a wider top and narrower shaft. They are also short and thick.

Cucumber- Probably the most common di*k type this has a thick, long structure throughout, very similar to what a cucumber looks like.

Cone Shaped- As the name suggests, this one is broader at the shaft and thinner at the top.

Curved- This usually looks curved like a banana; however, the reason behind the shape could be a tight suspensory ligament that joins the penis and the pelvis area. While a slight bend is fine, a curve of more than 30 degrees could indicate Peyronie’s disease.

Veined penis-  Some penises have a lot of prominent veins collected in the area, especially when he is aroused.

Hooded Penis-The one has a lot of foreskin, usually the case with uncircumcised penises.

While there are various types of penises, there usually isn't a lot of difference in terms of the sexual satisfaction. What do you think about the multiple types of penises? Let us know in the comments section below.

(Reference: Penile length and circumference: an Indian study.)

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