Spider-Man: Far From Home has opened in theatres. The movie takes us on yet another adventure of the teenage superhero Spider-Man. He still has to cope with high-school shenanigans as Peter Parker despite having saved the world more than once. Well, good thing that Peter actually wants to live his high school life to the fullest. He wants to go on excursions, he wants to date, and he wants to deal with a lot of dirty jokes. Like many teenage movies, Spider-Man: Far From Home has a lot of naughty jokes and all of them are thoroughly enjoyable. We are entering SPOILER LAND, so SPOILER ALERT is officially is in action. Don't @ us. Also, Far from Home Is DIRECTLY Connected to These MCU Films [SPOILER ALERT].

Peter Tingle

Spider-Man also has the superpower of sixth sense. Spidey can sense the danger and act accordingly. Due to emotional stress, his sixth sense is not functioning for a good portion of the film. When Aunt May throws a banana at Peter, he is not able to catch or dodge it. So, she cutely asks if his Peter Tingle was not working. LMAO. Peter begs May to not call his sixth sense Peter Tingle. But the joke even reaches Happy, who calls it just that near the end. Spider-Man Far From Home: Tony Stark's Sense of Humour Continues From Beyond The Grave in Tom Holland's Film - Here's How! [Spoiler Alert].

 

Peter caught with his pants down 

Peter refuses to help Nick Fury in Europe because he is worried his friends will figure out he is Spider-Man. His worries are valid since Spider-Man cannot show up on every school trip. Nick sends one of his female associates to give Spider-Man a new stealth suit, black in colour, to throw off everyone. Well, the woman asks Peter to try on the new suit in front of her. Peter, reluctantly starts taking his pants off. Right then, one of Peter's classmates Brad Davis enters the room. Brad is competing with Peter to win MJ's affection. So, he clicks a picture of Peter with his pants down to show it to MJ. What a terrible terrible misunderstanding.

Peter is a male escort

The trailer shows us that MJ has figured out Peter is Spider-Man. When she confronts him, Peter of course refutes. MJ says that Brad Davis has another theory - Peter is a male escort.

Peter gives MJ a sneak peek

Eventually, Peter has to tell MH that he is, indeed, Spider-Man. He also has to change into his costume in front of her. He takes off his shirt and you can see that MJ is impressed. Peter asks her to turn around. But MJ being MJ still tries to sneak a peek at him.

Peter's Web Shooter

While wearing his stealth suit, Peter is asked if it fits. Peter while adjusting his lower half, says it is a little uncomfortable "around the web-shooter".

Peter watches porn

So, one of the film's twists makes Peter question everyone. When Happy Hogan comes to help, Peter is not sure if it's indeed him. So, he asks Happy to say something only those two would know. Happy reveals that during their time in Germany in Captain America: Civil War, Peter watched pay-per-view movies in his hotel room. One of the movies did not have a title on the bill, which happens only in the case of adult films. Can you believe that? Spider-Man was watching porn right before the epic airport fight in Civil War.

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