The latest song is for all the music lovers who were cribbing about Bollywood ruining classic evergreen songs on the name of remakes. It is "Tere Chumme Mein Chavanprash" from upcoming film Bhavesh Joshi starring Harshvardhan Kapoor in the lead. Yes, it is a promotional song featuring Harsh’s cousin and actor Arjun Kapoor crooning "Tere Chumme Mein Chavanprash" while displaying the infamous pelvic thrust move along with sisters Shibani Dandekar and Anusha Dandekar!

So, what is a Chumma? It means "to kiss." Just like Hindi cuss words sound yuckier than the ones in English, the Hindi word for kiss i.e. chumma is also quite scandalous. And Bollywood takes the cringe to a whole new level by making a song out of it by adding more misogynistic, titillating and everything-wrong content to it.

Arjun who has turned an item boy for Vikramaditya Motwane's Bhavesh Joshi had tweeted about the song, writing, “Better than any other chumma! Chumme Mein #Chavanprash.” The song where kisses are like vitamins is composed by Amit Trivedi with "amazing" lyrics penned down by Amitabh Bhattacharya. The song features vocals by Divya Kumar, Pragati Joshi and Arohi Mhatre.

Well, after seeing Arjun’s confidence about his Chumma song being the best, we cannot help but present a list of Bollywood songs on Chumma. You decide which one takes the cake – Salman Khan’s Jumme Ki Raat Hai, Chumme Ki Baat Hai, Amitabh Bachchan’s classic Jumma Chumma De De or Shah Rukh Khan’s Phenk Hawa Mein Ek Chumma among many.

1. Jumma Chumma De De

Let us begin with the song that comes to everyone’s mind when the word ‘Chumma’ is uttered. Yes, it is Amitabh Bachchan’s "Jumma Chumma De De" song from 1991 film Hum. It had the megastar of millennium begging for a kiss from Kimi Katkar and he does this by reminding her of the promise she made it in past! Sudesh Bhosle had won Filmfare Award for Best Male Playback Singer for this Chumma song. Enough Said.

2. Ek Chumma Tu Mujhko Udhar De De

If you thought Govinda movies in the 90s were just about quirky colourful clothes, you have to watch this song video to revive your memories. Another song that could has potential to become eve-teasing anthem is from 1996 film Chhote Sarkar sung by Udit Narayan. It shows a Govinda requesting Shilpa Shetty (prior to her magical Manish Malhotra-transformation days) to give him a kiss as loan. Kill me now!

3. Zehar Hai Ke Pyaar Hai Tera Chumma

If your eyes can survive watching an angry Akshay Kumar replicating the Michael Jackson persona wearing MJ’s signature military jacket in white and the gloves, the lyrics of the song will kill you certainly. Do not get caught watching this Kumar Sanu song "Zehar Hai Ke Pyaar Hai Tera Chumma" from 1995 film Sabse Bada Khiladi, it will leave you mortified.

4. Phenk Hawa Mein Ek Chumma 

This song is basically teaching innocent sanskari Indian moviegoers about the concept of flying kisses. And the teachers are Juhi Chawla and Shah Rukh Khan (WHY?) "Phenk Hawa Mein Ek Chumma" is from SRK’s 1995 movie Ram Jaane and that is exactly what viewers are left thinking after watching this Chumma song.

5. Chumma Chumma 

In the unique voice of Salma Agha, Chumma Chumma is all about raining chummas, I meant kisses from sexy Dimple Kapadia on our Taki o Taki Man Jeetendra. The movie name is Pataal Bhairavi with the ‘lovely’ music given by everyone’s beloved Bappi Da.

6. Jumme Ki Raat Hai, Chumme Ki Baat Hai

"Jumme Ki Raat Hai, Chumme Ki Baat Hai" from Salman Khan and Jacqueline Fernandez’s 2014 film Kick is basically all of us screaming "Allah Bachaaye Mujhe Iske Waar Se!" Pay attention to the lyrics of the song sung by Mika Singh and you would know the scene where Salman is pulling Jackie’s skirt between his teeth is not the worst part.

7. Ek Chumma Mai Lene Aaya

Armaan Kohli is informing a bunch of screeching women that he has arrived to take a chumma and give a chumma! yippee! "Ek Chumma Mai Lene Aaya" from 1992 film Virodhi, just like its lead actor and actress, remains forgettable. You can also bother to skip this to check out our final dhamakedar chumma song.

8. Tune Jo Liya Mera Chumma

The movie Beti No. 1 was problematic (skewed portrayal of gender discrimination in Indian families), but our attention for now is this song – "Tune Jo Liya Mera Chumma" featuring an energetic Govinda and Rambha. From crass lyrics to atrocious dance steps, this song is wrong on so many levels.

The parameter to judge the ultimate winner of the worst Chumma song in Bollywood is – 1. Atrocious lyrics 2. Outrageous dance moves 3. What were the makers thinking before shooting the song sequence! We hope you enjoyed the joy ride or should we say a bumpy ride full of cringe-worthy moments. "Tere Chumme Mein Chavanprash," now this song is stuck in my head. Help!

(The above story first appeared on LatestLY on May 17, 2018 04:47 PM IST. For more news and updates on politics, world, sports, entertainment and lifestyle, log on to our website latestly.com).