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Literally, no one asked for this new entry in our monthly roundup. Not even anyone at my office. But here I am making the best use of my Twittering capabilities to bring some joy into your sad, mundane lives. Here are the best Bollywood jokes that were cracked on Twitter in August. Well, it is tough to say this, but, maybe just maybe, it is time to give 'Akshay Kumar in a biopic joke' format a rest? No? Ok, no. Moving on, the first trailer of War dropped this month, so, of course, there were a bunch of jibes taken at it. If by bunch you mean at least a thousand funny tweets. We picked the best one. From Om Shanti Om to DDLJ, 12 Hilarious Jokes That Twitterati Cracked on Bollywood in May 2019.
So, without further ado, here is a roundup of all the Bollywood joke that NEED TO KNOW this month. Do not forget to like and RT the tweets and share the love. From Akshay Kumar to Nick Jonas, 27 Best Jokes That Twitter Cracked on Bollywood in July.
Dekho Aayi Aayi Sona Son Pari Aayi
Ye bkl aaj sonpari bane hain. https://t.co/m4vqI2NsbV
— Light-Say-Burr (@gotzerochill) August 29, 2019
Everyone up to date with the paragliding meme?
— Ajey Nagar (@CarryMinati) August 29, 2019
I can't be the only one laughing so hard
Tere Naam (2003) https://t.co/XTWE9ILD2I
— Aniket (@aniketchitnawis) August 29, 2019
We all have been there
me, a seven year old, looking for my mom in the mall https://t.co/KsveiNhrWH
— buttercup (@aksha_rawr) August 29, 2019
War trailer memes were lit
Priti is expert 😂 pic.twitter.com/WUhjxixWsF
— Raghav Masoom (@comedibanda) August 29, 2019
It is not a great time to be a Priyanka Chopra fan
She photoshopped herself whiter than the white people damn https://t.co/brwOIW9NJW
— Daribha (@tribalations) August 29, 2019
Literally, everyone on Twitter made the same joke. Ok, maybe not literally.
Just In: Akshay Kumar to play #PVSindhu in his next movie
— Akash (@vaderakash) August 25, 2019
Who is not scared of Shah Rukh Khan?
"Do one thing everyday that scares you - Eleanor Roosevelt."
I'm so scared of Shah Rukh Khan yaar.
— Prajakta M. (@SocialBitterfly) August 22, 2019
The guy in the blue shirt in the background
Me, at every party. pic.twitter.com/pFGDZpUczR
— Justin Decloux (@DeclouxJ) August 21, 2019
We hope the shopkeeper sang back and they harmonised
I went to buy a leash for my dog.
Shopkeeper: Konse colour mein chahiye?
Me: Red should be fine
Shopkeeper: Laal du patta?
Me: Ud gaya re beri hawa ke jhonke se
— aa gayi kamini bacche chhodne (@SaaraZamana) August 21, 2019
Shah Rukh Khan fans are savage
क्यों ये दिल्ली जल बोर्ड में काम करता है क्या? https://t.co/yLR8fq32SE
— अजय اجے (@Law_Purush) August 21, 2019
Thakur Vikraal
लातों के भूत बातों से नहीं मानते pic.twitter.com/PUGvC9P8aV
— Rahul 🇮🇳🌈 (@BeingTrickyy) August 21, 2019
T-Series Zindabad
Bhushan Kumar kal 2 shaadi karega https://t.co/VYTIeDoIVZ
— adrak (@ubercoolosis) August 20, 2019
*cries in Bengali*
Ami Je Tomar but as an item song sung by Neha Kakkar https://t.co/E7OUEuOiCB
— aa gayi kamini bacche chhodne (@SaaraZamana) August 20, 2019
Acting ke Tanishk Bagchi. LOL.
pls ruk ja o acting ke tanishk bagchi https://t.co/3X2lJXPxGz
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) August 11, 2019
Mysteries of the universe
Why do they say "Sevaiyyan" at the beginning of the Kya Mujhe Pyar Hai song?
— Rohan (@rohansonalkar) August 12, 2019
Usne meri aatma ko chua hai maa
Rt if you remember the scene from movie "Hum dil de chuke Sanam"... pic.twitter.com/9guTJH484x
— Aalok (@Chuckle_Some) August 11, 2019
Something to think about
Was she named Lucky because she had no time for love???
— Shreemi Verma (@shreemiverma) August 7, 2019
Laugh reacts only
True Story :
Ek ladke ne ladki ko propose kara. Per ladki ne thukra diya.
Ladka badal gaya. Woh apne, maa ke, ghar se, us ladki sare kaam bina kahe karne laga.
Ladki ne pucha, "itna kaam kyun karte ho?"
Ladka bola, "thukra ke mera pyaar, mera ItnaKaam dekhegi"
— Humor Being (@followTheGupta) August 7, 2019
Well, technically Taimur was out of town, so...
It’s been a week already and there's no news of Taimur! When did Kashmir and Chandrayaan become importanter than Taimur?
— Bhayanak Puppy (@BhayanakPuppy) August 20, 2019
Meta AF
Scarlett Johansson will play Akshay Kumar in his biopic
— yes please? (@peeleraja) August 30, 2019
Husbands are the worst
That’s me right in the morning without any hair product and @ayushmannk calls me Harish! For the longest time I couldn’t figure out and found it cute in a weird way. Until I did my R & D.....and I found..... pic.twitter.com/IhqgL8nE7I
— Tahira Kashyap Khurrana (@tahira_k) August 28, 2019
Extreme but acceptable
I'd rather gouge my eyes out. https://t.co/5ONr4mIZYv
— Debeshi Gooptu (@DebeshiGooptu) August 28, 2019
Last one
Imagine Taran Adarsh giving ⭐️½ star to a movie https://t.co/7EoiUevAbj
— Shan (@klpe) August 30, 2019
Pakka last. Mujhe states ke naam na sunai na dikhai dete hain
Someone thought that a Marathi song, sung by a Punjabi singer would be perfect for a story that takes place in Uttar Pradesh 🙏 pic.twitter.com/mQSQiZXkJz
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) August 30, 2019
Lest you take it otherwise, we LOVE Bollywood and a healthy dose of humour should not offend anyone. But if you are feeling angry, all we want to say is that, girl, don't yell, we are all here for love. Until next time, ciao.
(The above story first appeared on LatestLY on Aug 30, 2019 05:53 PM IST. For more news and updates on politics, world, sports, entertainment and lifestyle, log on to our website latestly.com).
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