Bharat: What If Salman Khan Reviews His Own Film, His Romantic Pairing With Katrina Kaif and Disha Patani Through His Movie Dialogues!

So Bharat is all set to become a blockbuster. How big, only time will tell! But those who have been writing off Salman Khan after the debacle of Race 3, may have to rephrase some of their thoughts. Bharat is directed by Ali Abbas Zafar, who gave Bhai two of his biggest hits in Sultan and Tiger Zinda Hai. The movie has Katrina Kaif (who replaced Priyanka Chopra) and Disha Patani as the female leads. Sunil Grover, Jackie Shroff, Sonali Kulkarni, Nora Fatehi are part of the supporting cast. At the box office, Bharat has become the highest opening day grosser for Salman Khan, and will soon get to Rs 100 crore mark by Friday itself. Bharat Box Office Collection Day 2: Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif's Film Scores Big on Thursday as Well, Mints Rs 73.30 Crore.

And like every Salman Khan movie in recent times, Bharat has also gotten not-so-glowing reviews from the critics. As the trend of bashing a Salman movie has become too boring, we decided to change things up. We decided to let Salman Khan clear every doubt we have about the film, from its casting to its plot to its box office. Bharat: 11 Ridiculous Moments in Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif’s Film That Made You Go WTF! (SPOILER ALERT)

For some strange reason, Salman Khan decided to answer every question of ours through some of his popular movie dialogues. So yeah, here's what happened when the writer went to meet Bhai and was flummoxed by his answers!

Q1 - Hi Sir, Thank You For Allowing Me To Talk To You On Bharat!

Q2. Bhai, Will You be Giving A Honest Review of Bharat?

Q3. Bhai, What Is Your Obsession With Releasing Movies During Eid?

Q4. Like Bharat, Every Movie of Yours HAS To Be About You From Start To End! Any Reason As Such?

Q5. Why Is It That Every Female Lead Has to Fall For Your Character Immediately?

Q6. How Would You Describe Sunil Grover's Character in the Movie?

Q7. Won't People Get Bored Seeing You Get Paired With Katrina Kaif Again and Again?

Q8. Your Pairing With A Young Disha Patani in Bharat and A Young Alia Bhatt in Inshallah is Being Criticised! Your Take On This?

Q9. Some of the Scenes in the Movies Didn't Make Sense. Like Nora Fatehi Track. Or The Somalian Piracy Scene...

Q10. But Why Did You Make Us Stand For the "National Anthem" Scene? That Wasn't Needed At All!

Q11. Then What About Sonali Kulkarni, Who is Younger to You By 9 Years, Playing Your Mother?

Q12. Critics Always Keep Bashing Your Movies. Even With Bharat Too. Do You Think They Always Single You Out?

Q13. The Last Few Family Productions Of Yours Haven't Done Well. Did It Scare You?

Q14 Bharat Has Become Your Highest Opening Day Grosser. Any Say On This?

Q15. No Other Bollywood Film Has Still Dared To Release With Yours...

Q16. But Your Detractors Are Making Memes And Jokes On How Bad Bharat is. What Do You Have To Say To Them?

Q17. When Race 3 Underperformed, There Were Articles Writing You Off. What does Will Bharat's Success Tell Them?

Q18. Any Tips To Shah Rukh Khan and Aamir Khan Who Are Going Through Lean Phase in Their Careers?

Q19. Okay, So What Do You Have To Say to Ali Abbas Zafar, Who Has Given You Two Blockbusters Already, and is in The Process of Giving You The Third?

Q20. Thank You, Bhai, For Your Wonderful Insights on Bharat. Hope I Didn't Annoy You!

Q21. Errr....Sorry! So Bhai, Any Final Words You Have To Say Before We End This Session?

Bura na mano, masti hai!

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