With an industry like Bollywood at our disposal, we are eternally sitting on a goldmine of jokes and memes. After movies like Race 3 and Thugs of Hindostan, the least that Bollywood could have done for us is to give us enough fodder for new jokes. And so it did. Since the beginning of this year, Bollywood and celebs continued to give us new material for jokes. Sometimes they even joined in on one. Maybe not at the movies, but this year has been very entertaining on Twitter for Bollywood. So, as we wrap up 2018, here are some of the funniest jokes that Twitter users cracked at the expense of our beloved film industry.
In case you think your joke can beat these 50 picked by us, just tag us in your tweet.
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Waiting for Best Star Who Served Food At An Ambani Wedding Award eagerly now. #Starscreenawards2018 https://t.co/aaBRzyDgYF
— Sayantan Ghosh (@sayantansunnyg) December 16, 2018
2
Abhishek Bachchan is me in group projects pic.twitter.com/eacDw4RHZV
— BOBBEY (@iamsrktheking) December 9, 2018
3
Priyanka’s wedding being overshadowed by Ranveer & Deepika’s, is literally the plot of Bajirao Mastani
— Avish (@musicalavish) December 1, 2018
4
Marketing money saved for the week. 👍
Thank you Janhvi Kapoor. pic.twitter.com/vRKOlbDem3
— Zomato India (@ZomatoIN) November 26, 2018
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The casting for this Hindi dub couldn't have been an accident, right? Netflix has got:
- Madhuri Dixit playing a character called "Nisha" (like in Hum Aapke Hai Koun)
- Jackie Shroff playing Tiger.
AND
- Anil Kapoor playing a bear... https://t.co/1TexkaY0Pk
— Sahil Rizwan (@SahilRiz) November 20, 2018
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Omg. Made for each other.
Ranveer wearing Tanishq jewellery and Deepika carrying 4 types of Ching's Chutneys.#DeepVeerKiShaadi pic.twitter.com/2IoHnRvM39
— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) November 15, 2018
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Ok I don’t even want to know how this keeps happening but it’s hilarious pic.twitter.com/sUuHVh4exw
— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) September 4, 2018
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After listening to #PehliBaar #Dhadak #Sairat @BollywoodGandu @AllIndiaBakchod @thetanmay @EastIndiaComedy @viralbollywood @instantbolly @MovifiedBolly @pinkvilla @Koimoi @imVkohli pic.twitter.com/SJNyz246yC
— Gangs Of North (@GangsOfNorth) July 5, 2018
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#Baaghi2 merchandise is Rambo’s woodoo doll. pic.twitter.com/rU07QbedLV
— Yawn-सम्बंध (@KamalZoheb) March 15, 2018
11
Marvel: “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history.”
Me: pic.twitter.com/rzP8xgOmvu
— Samosa Joe (@AkriPasta) March 20, 2018
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Anybody want to buy a brand new shiny piece of junk for 18,000 bucks? (Yup, its a steal) Dont worry, im selling, not @amazonIN, so ull get exactly what you’re ordering. pic.twitter.com/3W891TA7yd
— Sonakshi Sinha (@sonakshisinha) December 11, 2018
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Priyanka- modi ji nick ka bhi aadhar card banvana hai
Modi ji- 150 rupaye transfer kr dena namo app se ,10 din me ghar bhijva dunga. pic.twitter.com/2is0pz4QUN
— Mr.Bauva7⃣ (@BadmashBauva) December 4, 2018
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Exclusive Picture of Ranbir Kapoor from #DeepVeerKiShaadi #DeepikaWedsRanveer pic.twitter.com/evMNyeOGb9
— Shubham Rk 🔆 (@duggu_shubham) November 15, 2018
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Lekin ye apki Patanjali ke advertisement ke saamne kuch bhi nahi 😓😝😝😝 pic.twitter.com/yOiLupl4af
— Xanax-kun💎 (@BhavekkRao) December 28, 2018
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Every Indian uncle, while making a Family Whatsapp Group. #Thackeray pic.twitter.com/VIzBQmKYw8
— Bade Chote (@badechote) December 26, 2018
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Yashraj casting Aamir and Amitabh in a movie and yet making crap. #ThugsOfHindostan pic.twitter.com/DFjiyQo6p0
— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) November 8, 2018
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Priyanka Chopra’s veil is bigger than a 1 RK flat in Mumbai. pic.twitter.com/rV7CGPVuIM
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) December 4, 2018
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Radhika Apte for Netflix is what Suryavansham for Set max.
— S O N A L I🦋 (@NotYourWitch__) August 27, 2018
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----Indian idol audition----
*contestant in a wheelchair enters*
Judges : Aap agle round keliye select ho chuke ho..
Contestant : pic.twitter.com/f6KWIuRiSA
— ~Nishita~ (Boo boo🐼) (@nishita_1698) July 9, 2018
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There are 2 types of investments :
Short term Investment
Long term Investment
The Bollywood movie #Loveyatri is a perfect example of Long term Investment ;-)
— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) October 3, 2018
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Was about to land! Wore a new jacket! Product in hair! Big sun glasses were put on! New bag pack positioned for capture! And then....the worse thing happened!!!!! The paps Were NOT there!!!!! Shattered! Will now repeat this look and pray!
— Karan Johar (@karanjohar) March 11, 2018
23
Vivek Oberoi is not the right choice to play Narendra Modi in his biopic.
He once did a Press Conference.
— Jet Lee(Vasooli Bhai) (@Vishj05) December 31, 2018
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Sir,as citizen of India,you are privileged to express your view on a public platform. Be mindful,as of now, consumption, possession and transportation of marijuana, invites harsh punishment as per provisions of Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances Act,1985. Spread the Word https://t.co/YlT3kuCdA2
— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) September 15, 2018
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#MEMESkirani #mamta hhahaha https://t.co/vtaLSUf1lP
— Varun Dhawan (@Varun_dvn) August 29, 2018
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Few tweets leave me speechless....this is one of them.... https://t.co/jRNhE6A7ex
— Karan Johar (@karanjohar) August 30, 2018
27
2013 : Matru ki Bijli ka Mandola
2018 : Sonu ke Titu ki sweety
2050 : Ramu ke chacha ki bua ke bete ki Dulhan hum le jayenge
— Khushamtweet! (@XitijNanavaty) February 23, 2018
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"Jaane kya hoga rama re, jaane kya hoga maula re." pic.twitter.com/N5xHWWildL
— Abhijit Dey (@babumoshaaye) March 19, 2018
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This is a whole ass mood pic.twitter.com/cKDvjy3t6o
— sama (@iconicboobs) December 20, 2018
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When I'm neck-deep in depression and Mom calls and asks "how are you beta?" https://t.co/EsiiThY2vx
— Shivam (@GhantaGuy) December 14, 2018
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This is what Johnny Lever did to him in Judaai, all over again. https://t.co/kxpuNCEVuQ
— 🦄🌈 (@Kalamwali_Bai) December 31, 2018
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Nobody:
Sara: pic.twitter.com/b0HJqqASyH
— khushi (@bollyalways) December 23, 2018
33
Sonu Sood saal bhar body banata hai climax mein pitne ke liye
— adrak (@ubercoolosis) December 3, 2018
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Why did arjun kapoor go to ranveer-deepika's reception looking like raza murad from raja ki aayegi baraat pic.twitter.com/HNwpZRrk0H
— wtf peg (@peg_lateral) December 2, 2018
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— Shivam (@GhantaGuy) November 23, 2018
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*मादरचोद* pic.twitter.com/y97MUJ2USh
— Gina Kholkar (@BabaJogeshwari) November 16, 2018
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one taught me love
one taught me patience
one taught me pain pic.twitter.com/LvrTIjsdAW
— joke peralta (@floydimus) November 6, 2018
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Not to spoil this beautiful picture and your emotions, just want to add that Sun is a Star, too. https://t.co/tPHCDjHIsD
— Salik Khan (@baawraman) October 27, 2018
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— Monica (@monicas004) December 31, 2018
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Itna head tilt karegi toh sar toh dukhega hi na behen! pic.twitter.com/W4ctw8Q5OY
— Rajat Tripathi (@RajjoUnchained) November 28, 2018
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Taal is my favorite Coca Cola ad.
— Priya Sometimes (@PriyaSometimes) October 3, 2018
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Film kisi ki bhi flop ho, at the end gaali Anurag Kashyap ko hi padti hai.
— Anup (@ThePuccaCritic) December 23, 2018
43
Kya Nick Jonas ko pata hai ki Babli badmaash hai?
Kya Nick Jonas ko pata hai ki Pinky hai paise walon ki?
Kya Nick Jonas ko pata hai ki fashion Ka hai ye jalwa?
Kya Nick Jonas ko pata hai who's the hottest girl in the world?
— Rajat Tripathi (@RajjoUnchained) July 6, 2018
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Me looking for Hrithik Roshan's extra thumb in between scenes pic.twitter.com/Go8te2qgc3
— m (@mahliqaaa) March 29, 2018
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Shankar mahadevan's omlet 😂 pic.twitter.com/ceTRwrB46Y
— Mask Ishan (@Mr_LoLwa) September 22, 2018
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Want a Munna Bhai sequel where he turns into an internet provider named Munna Bhai Mbps.
— Aroon Deep (@AroonDeep) March 29, 2018
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aukaat mein reh bosssdk ..ek movie hit hone se baap of blockbusters👉 SAIF Sir ki Royal wife par Chance mat maar gareebon k ranbir kapoor.. https://t.co/wdaNQUva2A
— CLASSY SAIFIAN☔ (@SaifWoww) March 27, 2018
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Me in 9th standard spending 3 hours chatting on the phone right after school VS me in 2018 having a panic attack every time the phone rings pic.twitter.com/rZYkOAtEl6
— Bratticus (@bharatunnithan) September 6, 2018
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Idea: A Bollywood superhero film where the hero's superpower is nepotism.
Pros: box office success
Cons: can't differentiate it from a regular film
— Manoj Mehta (@notmanoj) September 8, 2018
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Vir Das starter pack:
-Jetairways flight delay/crew not allowed
-Evening in New York
-marks are not important tweet
-tickets are out
— Bakwas Rider 🏍️ (Wear helmet at the back also) (@BakwasRadio) March 28, 2018
And on that funny note, Happy New Year, guys!
(The above story first appeared on LatestLY on Dec 31, 2018 06:16 PM IST. For more news and updates on politics, world, sports, entertainment and lifestyle, log on to our website latestly.com).